uox faz - if you're wondering what that means, it's the result of Gizmo padding across my keyboard on his way to the kitchen to demand, require, insist on being fed. Ever since he spent a week in the cattery during our recebt Cornwall holiday he's been acting like a spoilt feline, alternating between sychophantic purring and feed me now caterwauling. So I suppose "uox faz" might be feline-speak for "ban sabbaticals and or holidays".
“Uox Faz” –
Feline Haiku for Humans Slow
on the Uptake
Walk circumspectly
across the keyboard, touching
just the right keys.
…….
Ban sabbaticals!
when feeders and cuddlers
just
abandon their cat!
…….
"uox faz!" also means,
in feline complaint language,
"Please Stop Stravaigin!”
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